You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
What should our trivia night team be named?
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I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
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I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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