this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
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They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
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I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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