I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
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Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
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Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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