Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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