Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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