Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
How does it feel to date your dad?
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