Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
You smell like stripper and shame
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
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She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
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I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
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