Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
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My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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