Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
"it" just moved
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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