i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
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You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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