So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
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Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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