I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
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