I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
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Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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