ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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