try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
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dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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