i barfeds in our rink
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
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I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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