spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
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i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
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Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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