Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
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someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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