soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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