Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
porn star boner night. come get it.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
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He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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