its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
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he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
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She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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