I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
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Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
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Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
false alarm, still single
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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