i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
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Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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