don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
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I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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