And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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