Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
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I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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