It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
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You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
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