Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
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So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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