She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
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Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
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in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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