Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
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Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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