I didn't shave. On purpose
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
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There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
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Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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