a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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