if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
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Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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