People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
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i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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