It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
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You insisted on take shots off of plates.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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