Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
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currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
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OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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