who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
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Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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