i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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