I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
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Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
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It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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