she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
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Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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