Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
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He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
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Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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