So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
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Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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