I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
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Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
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The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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