If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
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Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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