fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
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just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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