she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
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Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
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I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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