Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
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You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
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No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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