whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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