The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
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He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
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He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I just had sex on a roof
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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