but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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